Smoker’s Rap – by CB

Ask a puff daddy about that stuff
A puff a day…life goes away
With every puff your life gets rough
Breathing gets tougher even with snuff
Snuffs no good….If you smoke
You’ll meet Mr. McGruff
When you burn down the forest…it’s rough
Only you can prevent forest fires…dude
& they’re rude! So don’t light up –

The Smokers Blues – by CB

They call it the company of death
It takes life away with every breath.
When you take a drag, and you feel the burn
The reaper comes, and says “your turn.”
I’m at a loss… this stuff’s so dumb
It makes you light headed. It makes you numb
It makes you feel sick and fries your brain.
When you have cancer, then you’ll feel pain.
Layin’ in the bed feeling sick and weary
It’s like a bad dream, unclear and dreary.
When the doc comes in to say the bad news,
It’ll give you and your family the smoker’s blues.
The smoker’s blues, is the worst for you.
It takes you to heaven, and your family too.
Smoke endangers your life and many others
Makes you offend your friends and their mothers
It would even take your house if you give it a chance
Only an idiot gives it a glance
The way you quit is when you hit rock bottom
Six feet under, decayed and rotten
But you don’t need to rot in the sod,
You can find a way out in God
Turn to Jesus to heal your addiction
He’ll clear the smoke, so you see what’s missin’

How Puff Got His Fire

Puff was a draggin’
His butt was saggin’ from eating tobacco leaves
He was gagging and choking
He just felt like croaking
That stuff really gave him the heaves
Then all of a sudden from deep down within
He felt like his gut was ablaze
He started to smoke, then he urped and he burped
And the air was a firey haze
So they drenched him with ice
& they gave him advice
& a nicotine patch and some praise
& the next thing you know
He got over the glow
& got on with his life…t’was a phase